So, it was a gap of exactly 40 years between hearing of Téléphone for the first time and buying a record by them, which I finally did last week after a trip to Paris - I have a tradition of getting records by local rock bands in every country I visit. The first time I heard of them was in the summer of 1985 during the first (and possibly best) Greek rock festival Rock In Athens. Which triggers a trip into memory lane; so if you're only want to read about the album, skip the red letters. The festival was part of the celebrations of European Capital of Culture, a new institution conceived by Greek minister of culture, former movie star Melina Mercouri and her French counterpart Jack Lange. As such, it was co-organized by the Greek Ministry of Culture with the help of a French concert promoter - which accounts for the inclusion of Téléphone in a line-up that also included The Clash, The Cure, Depeche Mode, The Stranglers, Talk Talk, Culture Club, and Nina Hagen: all New Wave bands either on the rise or at the height of their powers - with the exception of Téléphone, and of The Clash for whom it was the last concert ever. It could never have happened without the support of a progressive like Melina; the governing left-of-center Socialist party wasn't any different to the others when it came to its relation to underground youth movements. In the same year, the first punk LP by Stress was censored, and on November a 15-year old youth was shot by riot police in the aftermath of a big demonstration. Rock concerts of the time invariably ended up in riots and tear gas, and Rock In Athens was no exception. Another dark moment of the festival was the reception Culture Club got: they were booed and pelted with plastic bottles by homophobic members of the audience. Apparently Boy George's parting words to them were: "If I wasn't a nice lady I would have shown you my arse." At the time I was too young to attend the festival, but I followed the relevant news closely. Music writers were ecstatic but mainstream press was mostly derisive. I used to get the Sunday edition of Rizospastis (the official newspaper of the Communist party) for its extensive cultural insert, and was shocked by their vehemently anti-rock coverage; I distinctly remember reading that by inviting a band called The Stranglers, one glorifies violence and anti-social behavior, misguiding and corrupting youths. I was taken aback, because to me the communists were the good guys: they had formed the popular liberation army against the Nazis, fought against the colonels' dictatorship, and were at the forefront of the workers' rights and peace movements. Anyway, things would change pretty soon; in 1987 the KNE (Communist Youth) festival featured a reggae artist (Maxi Priest) for the first time. Unfortunately though, I missed it. You see, I was invited to the event by a girl called Julia who was also my high school's student council president. Short hair, slim figure with big boobs - I didn't know her well but I wouldn't mind getting to know her better. At some point, she introduced me to a slightly older guy who I suppose was her instructor. He starting giving me the speech: similar to that of insurance salesmen, only he wasn't selling anything, he was trying to get me to join KNE. That kept me busy for an hour, after which the rest of our company came back from the music stage at the other end of the festival grounds, raving about Maxi Priest and his band. I was so mad at Julia for luring me in like that and making me miss the show, you can bet I never spoke to her again! Anyway, rock wasn't the capitalist devil anymore. As I've written in a previous post, next year's KNE festival featured Ten Years After. Of course I went with a different company, a bunch of longhairs who weren't into politics, just rock. That also happened to be my first real rock concert.
As for Téléphone, I hadn't heard of them prior to 1985 - or since. At the time, their inclusion in Rock In Athens lineup ensured some coverage by Greek state radio and TV (not that we had any other kind). I wasn't impressed by what sounded to my ears as second rate New Wave, and that was the impression I had of them, until recently. Then I heard people mention them as "The French Rolling Stones" and thought maybe I should give them another chance - it's been after all 40 years, and my musical taste has evolved. So when I found this limited yellow vinyl reissue at a Paris record shop, I told myself it' do as a souvenir from our latest Paris trip. This compilation was initially released in 1982, and contains tracks from three LPs released between 1977 and 1980. Their eponymous debut (1977) almost justifies their reputation: "Hygiaphone" is pure Chuck Berry rockabilly, "Dans Ton Lit" sounds more like New York Dolls, and "Flipper" is a 6-minute long funk rocker. "Téléphomme" starts off as a bluesy ballad, but after 3 minutes turns into a hard rocker reminiscent of Rory Gallagher. From Crache Ton Venin ("Spit Your Venom", 1979) we also get four tracks, or is it five? "Ne Me Regarde Pas / Regarde Moi" consist a single track in the LP tracklist, but were split for the 7' single and are presented here apart: the former is power pop reminiscent of The Knack or Sniff'n The Tears, the latter an aggressive hard rocker. "Fait Divers" is rousing pub rock, while "J'suis parti de chez mes parents" is another straight-up rock'n'roller, and "Tu Vas Me Manquer" is among the best punk/funk hybrids not written by Ian Dury. The original vinyl LP had a transparent plastic outer sleeve; when it was removed, the inner sleeve revealed that the band had posed in the nude - the clothes were only painted over the naked photos on the outer sleeve! Judging from the tracks included here, Au Cœur De La Nuit (1980) is far less aggressive: "Le Silence" is acoustic blues, while "Laisse Tomber" is a more electric take on blues and soul. "Pourquoi N'Essaies-Tu Pas?", on the other hand, rocks as hard as their older stuff - a bit like Some Girls-era Stones, actually. The song selection for this compilation provides a good balance between rock, blues, punk and funk. 12 tracks, 6 on every side, is also a good number for a vinyl LP. It's not the ultimate Best-Of, though, as it omits some of their more popular singles ("Anna", "Metro C'est Trop", "La Bombe Humaine", "Argent Trop Cher") in favor of album-only tracks. What counts, nevertheless, isn't what's missing but what's there - and, based on that, this is one hot piece of Francophone rock'n'roll! There's been a limited reissue on yellow vinyl last year, but original copies are easy, and cheap enough, to find online.
**** for Hygiaphone, Dans Ton Lit, Fait Divers, Tu Vas Me Manquer, Téléphomme, Laisse Tomber, Flipper
*** for Ne Me Regarde Pas, Regarde-Moi, Le Silence, J'Suis Parti De Chez Mes Parents, Pourquoi N'Essaies-Tu Pas?